DAMMIT SHENZI! DX


THE MUNTH YEW WUR BORN

1 - I cuddled with
2 - I needed
3 -I ate
4 - I ran shirtless with
5 - I smoked with
6 - I beat up
7 - I ran naked with
8 - I banged
9 - I shot
10 - I robbed
11 - I stabbed
12 - I killed

PICK THE DAY (NUMBER)YEW WERE BORN

01 - a drink
02 - a dog
03 -a hottie
04 - a stripper
05 - a rock star
06 - A toothbrush
07 - my boyfriend
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a porn star
10 - the kool-aid man
11 - ur grandmaw
12 - a teletubby
13 - paris hilton
14 - my lover
15 - a condom
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a homo
19 - a horse
20 - a crack head
21 - a homeless guy
22 - Barney the dinosaur
23 - the cookie monster
24 - a easter egg
25 -a bowl of cereal
26 - a golf ball
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - a mop
31 - the trojan man

PICK THE COLOR OF SHURT YEW ARE WEARING

White - because that hoe stole my taco
Black - because i'm cool like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I smoked crack.
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because i have double D's.
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Ty dye- because I didn't like the way they looked at me

What I Got- I stabbed a stripper because I have AMAZING boobs.

What the fuck?!

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